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Fen President for Life

Post by Largo » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:32 am

I am currently working on a piece of legislation that changes my position to "Fen President for Life". Based on the singular accomplishments of my presidency (construction of Castle Alliance, development of new Champion tools, a new era of Exile/Dar'shak Rebel relations), I've decided that this is the best decision for Puddleby. Nobody has ever used this office in the way that I have, and I don't think that we should bother wasting time with any other politicians ever again.

On an unrelated note, the Largocratic complaint department has been moved to the heart of McBolie's. No further comments.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Stinkfist » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:52 pm

Vetoed by the Pirate King due to lack of sufficient bribe.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Largo » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:33 pm

Stinkfist wrote:Vetoed by the Pirate King due to lack of sufficient bribe.
Veto vetoed. No further comments.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Skirwan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:38 pm

Veto-veto vetoed by the Great Nation of New Ghorak.

Also, hostile SNN coverage threatened if veto-veto-veto is itself vetoed.
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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Stinkfist » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:14 pm

I will cease all vetos if the Pirates of Lok'Groton receives a large bribe.

I for one applaud the Great Nation of New Ghorak for their veto of the Fen Dictator Largo's veto.

I propose they too be entitled to a bribe from the Fen Dictator Largo.

Also we demands a bribe not to back you arbitrarily, kill you, then Relkin is new dictator and the Fen office is now in the pocket of the Pirates.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Starsword Eojek » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:24 pm

Being president for life includes being the constant target of as much Pie, and Paint one can afford.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Maeght » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:32 pm

Starsword Eojek wrote:Being president for life includes being the constant target of as much Pie, and Paint one can afford.
Free food and cosmetics?

That gets him the halfling and Mini voter base.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Skirwan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:41 pm

Stinkfist wrote:I propose they too be entitled to a bribe from the Fen Dictator Largo.
We are provisionally in favor of this proposal.
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by xepel » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:55 pm

Bribes for all!

(Or else I'm not voting for you!)
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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Largo » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:08 pm

All vetoes vetoed permanently. All unauthorized (non-presidential) future vetoes are vetoed times infinity. In order to file a complaint, please report to the Largocratic complaint department in McBolie's. No further comment.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Skirwan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:20 pm

Stinky, I propose a temporary alliance for the purpose of explaining our grievances to Largo.

Specifically, I'll hold him down and you 'explain' until he coughs up some cash.
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Gremlins » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:50 pm

I suppose that all the stones that were needed for the alliance castle left a big hole somewhere. I propose to send the dictator down the hole (and a few mystics since they seem to enjoy that too). And I'm not bribable… And no veto from me since anyway I don't give a damn to the fen president position…
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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Stinkfist » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:54 pm

Skirwan wrote:Stinky, I propose a temporary alliance for the purpose of explaining our grievances to Largo.

Specifically, I'll hold him down and you 'explain' until he coughs up some cash.
I am in agreement.

Also i heard Suu'ub III plans to run for fen president.

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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Skirwan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:42 pm

Gremlins wrote:I propose to send the dictator down the hole (and a few mystics since they seem to enjoy that too).
This has got to be my favorite brainstorming session ever.
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Re: Fen President for Life

Post by Stinkfist » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:03 pm

Skirwan wrote:
Gremlins wrote:I propose to send the dictator down the hole (and a few mystics since they seem to enjoy that too).
This has got to be my favorite brainstorming session ever.
Why, I must say this overwhelming agreement in the diplomatic community is very strange.

I further propose that our opposition are dorks and we are totally awesome to the max.

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