Mutliple offenses by one Mr K-I-N-O-N

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Mutliple offenses by one Mr K-I-N-O-N

Post by Pun'isher » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:33 pm

I was in puddleby in the middle of a fun game of guess the exile (we only made fun of a few people - sorry Michael and others :? ). Next thing I hear is a suspect KINON mentioning he had fallen at least 4 times. I informed him of the five fall fine and proceeded to issue he and his companion demtrus a warning. Please see transcript of log below beginning on 4/28/06 9:05:07p and know this case is open pending the arrest of Kinon.

Pun'isher asks, "how do you spell your name?"
Demtrus says, "Oh its K-i-n-o-n"
Pun'isher says, "okay Kinon"
Pun'isher says, "now i hope you cooperate else the fine will be larger"
Demtrus says, "Oh yes..."
Pun'isher asks, "k so is it mr kinon?"
(Demtrus nods)
Demtrus says, "I want to tell you the other illegal things I've done"
Pun'isher says, "okay fire away"
Largo exclaims, "He eats puppies!"
Demtrus asks, "Well you know the rumor that you were you were getting fat?"
Pun'isher says, "!@"
Demtrus says, "I started that, me Kinon"
Pun'isher says, "why that is insubordinate"
Pun'isher says, "your looking at some seriuos trouble there demtrus"
Pun'isher says, "i mean kinon"
Demtrus says, "hmm"
Pun'isher says, "insulting a deputy is a major offense"
Pun'isher says, "thats what largo is here for"
Pun'isher says, "you can insult him all you want"
Pun'isher says, "he is cool with it"
Demtrus says, "I also took a piece of the giga thing in the temple"
Pun'isher exclaims, "!!!"
Pun'isher exclaims, "that gigabites!"
Demtrus says, "Feed it to Shadowpuss"
Pun'isher says, "do you realize how much that means to the town"
Pun'isher says, "well kinon, I dont know"
Pun'isher says, "you might be looking at incarceration on top of the torture"
Demtrus says, "Well I want to say one thing as me Kinon, you smell"
Pun'isher says, "alright pal that is pushing it too far"
Pun'isher whispers, "is it that bad?"
Demtrus whispers, "Yes."
Pun'isher says, "anyhow"
Pun'isher says, "so I have 4 infractions and a warning"
Pun'isher asks, "are you on some kind of substance there kinon?"
Demtrus says, "Im Kinon"
Demtrus says, "Yes"
Pun'isher says, "cause you look a little goofy"
Demtrus says, "I just smoked a full bag of chances kudzu"
Pun'isher exclaims, "aha! drugs too"
Pun'isher says, "well you know I may have to call the sheriff on this one"
Pun'isher says, "look here kinon a life of crime is not the way to go"
(Demtrus): 'Kinon looks.
Pun'isher says, "your case is serious"
Demtrus yells, "DOWN WITH THE LAW!"
Pun'isher says, "excuse me there demtrus your warning is dismissed"
Kinon says, "Ah, Hello officer. That's very kind of you."
Pun'isher says, "I have bigger fish to fry in old Kinon there"
Pun'isher whispers, "boy is he screwed"
(Pun'isher chuckles)
Demtrus whispers, "!"
Kinon exclaims, "But wait! I have to admit something!"
Demtrus asks, "Hey Pun want some kudzu?"
Pun'isher says, "now dont run off or Ill have to issue and apb on you kinon"
Demtrus says, "Dont listen to him"
Pun'isher yells, "come back you!"
Pun'isher thinks, "Deputy Pun here issuing an APB for one fugitive named....Kinon. .wanted for 2 counts of insulting me, smoking kudzu, and committing petty larceny"
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Post by Pun'isher » Fri May 19, 2006 10:45 am

Howdy! I am still on the look out for one.....

/action checks notes

/ponder pick up orga-gurt bars at Puddleby five and dime....

Aha! Still looking for Kinon. If anyone sees him, please apprehend him, confiscate the bag of smoking zu, and give it to me for research!

Your pal,
Pun

:P
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