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Post by Vagile » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:12 pm

EXT OUTSIDE OOGA CAMP - NIGHT

A small group of SUPERFIGHTERS and SUPERHEALERS are gathered near the entrance to the Ooga Camp. In their midst stands a friendly and helpful mystic, AKI.

SUPERFIGHTER #1
I don't want to go in there if there's nothing worth
fighting.

SUPERFIGHTER #2
Yeah last time I was surrounded by stuff that I
slaughter and it took ages to break free.

SUPERHEALER #1
Ok, Mystic, astrally project your spirit into camp
and see what is there for us.

AKI
I am not very good at that yet.

Superfighter #1 /curses Aki for not roleplaying.

SUPERFIGHTER #2
Come on! Pull your weight for once! It's a mystic
skill; use it!

The group starts shoving the hapless mystic toward the entrance.

AKI
Um, guys... OOC It hasn't been implimented yet.

Heedless of his whimpering, the group throw Aki into the Ooga Camp.

INT INSIDE OOGA CAMP - NIGHT

Aki is immediately pursued by all manner of orgas. He does his best to act as if he were a mere spiritual projection and runs likes the blazes to
avoid "physical contact."

.03 nanoseconds later.

He falls.

EXT OUTSIDE OOGA CAMP - NIGHT

The group see the fallen message.

SUPERHEALER #1
I sense Aki's spirit has fallen to an Orga Rage.

SUPERFIGHTER #1
Good thing we didn't go in. I slaughter those.
Let's go to noids.

SUPERHEALER #2
Shouldn't we rescue Aki?

SUPERFIGHTER #1
Why? He isn't really fallen. His spiritual astral
link is temporarily severed. As soon as he /departs
it will re-establish itself.

SUPERFIGHTER #2
hehe. Yeah. To Noids!

SUPERHEALER #1
Someone SS Aki and tell him to meet us there. We
need him to astrally project into deep cavern.

And off they race.

EXT INSIDE OOGA CAMP - NIGHT

The poor mystic lies there all alone. The sound of Ooga Drums ring in his ears.

AKI
Hello? Guys? Anyone?
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Post by ?'Hoo » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:07 am

The 'Hoos give it 2 thumbs up.
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Post by Nightbird » Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:00 am

One problem... no "super" anyone would go to "noids" (not regular noids, anyway ;D)
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Post by Cinnamon » Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:15 am

Nightbird wrote:One problem... no "super" anyone would go to "noids" (not regular noids, anyway ;D)


There was a time, way back in the days of yore (yore, not Yor) when that's where all the superfighters were. Then they got even more super.
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Post by Nightbird » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:14 am

Cinnamon wrote:
Nightbird wrote:One problem... no "super" anyone would go to "noids" (not regular noids, anyway ;D)


There was a time, way back in the days of yore (yore, not Yor) when that's where all the superfighters were. Then they got even more super.


True, good point, but much as she didn't specify which "noids" she was reffering to, she also didn't specify which "Clan Lord Era" it took place in.
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Post by Frog » Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:35 pm

Since aki clanned? not since the carter administration.
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Post by zen » Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:26 pm

It does need to be updated a bit, but it's still funny as hell. That originally appeared, if I recall correctly, in RankWhore Magazine Issue #2. A very long time ago.



Anyone have that ol' rag saved somewhere? Somebody should put it back up. The centerfold was toot sweet!



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Post by Hidden » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:30 pm

Another clue that this is ancient is that Mystics have had that skill for a LOOOOONG time now.



Still an excellent piece demonstrating proper treatment of an uncooperative mystic.
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