Limericks, and other affronts against nature.

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Post by Odesseus » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:49 am

Killing Sylvans?! Now really! For shame!
My goal is to put off their game.
To accomplish that part
I don't aim for the heart
Their backside's more likely my aim!
Be nice or I'll eat you. >:"E

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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:12 am

Ole Odes, a feline of class,
Had a house that was walled all in glass.
He chucked stones at our fun,
'Cause we all loved the pun,
So we chucked stones right back at his buns.
The result of the deliberations of all collective bodies must necissarily be a compound, as well of the errors and prejudices as of the good sense and wisdom of the individuals of whom they are composed.
-Alexander Hamilton

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Post by Odesseus » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:23 pm

O, Sareth, that was a mean nick,
You've cut me close to the quick!
Saying I live in glass,
And am quite a jackass,
While proving yourself quite the snert!
Be nice or I'll eat you. >:"E

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Post by Mjollnir » Sun May 01, 2005 12:45 am

Sareth and Ode dueled dismayed
Their weapons were lickericks brayed
Their rhymes were so tough
People had enough
Would they be quiet if we had them both spayed?

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Post by HWC Sareth » Sun May 01, 2005 2:35 pm

A war, it seems we have had,
Here on the Limerik pad,
We've postured and posed,
We've puned (but not prosed),
And it seems that we've made someone mad...

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-Alexander Hamilton

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Post by Odesseus » Mon May 02, 2005 2:03 am

His indignation upwardly welling
Mjollnir started upon yelling
I just can't see
How it could be me
Mayhap it is Sareth's mispellings?
:wink:
Be nice or I'll eat you. >:"E

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Post by Mjollnir » Mon May 02, 2005 2:14 am

A sylvan so utterly dim.
threw a lymerick in on a whim.
But to his dispair.
Sareth's temper did flair.
And both duelers turned round upon him.

Now a three way thread brawl did commence
After Mjollnir did cause some offence.
All three evenly matched.
What plans soon would be hatched?
Who will win? That's the joy of suspence.

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Post by zen » Mon May 02, 2005 8:27 am

Shut up fools, shut up, fools, shut up.
You've filled this annoying cup
with lyric so vile,
and so without style
that we upchuck your prose as we sup.
Carpe Occultum via scrotum.

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Post by Merlisk » Mon May 02, 2005 9:34 am

Entering the Mirror, men still strive,
To get to the Cloud to drive
But, the women scream with conviction,
"Men, just ask directions!"
Frustrated, the men just skydive.
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Post by Mjollnir » Mon May 02, 2005 10:02 am

An affront to good prose Zen believes.
are limericks one of his peeves?
He raved and he ranted
he muttered and chanted
Till we gave him some buckled up sleeves.

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Post by Skirwan » Mon May 02, 2005 11:08 am

So our rhymes doth offend to Zen's nose,
They stink; Well I guess that's how it goes.
Yet his crediblity's hit -
That big hypocrite -
'Cause he sure didn't complain here in prose.
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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Post by HWC Sareth » Mon May 02, 2005 2:24 pm

Poor, Zen, I must send regret,
But look what complaints do beget.
You've churned up some ire,
And now we breath fire,
But you've spawned the most limericks yet!
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Post by Odesseus » Mon May 02, 2005 8:04 pm

Skiri's right, Zen, stick more to prose
Your rhythm and rhyme are morose
Quick! Get him a bucket
Before he upchucks it!
But that's dinner for zos, I suppose.
Be nice or I'll eat you. >:"E

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Post by Haakon » Tue May 03, 2005 7:25 am

Its a shame that the Orgas can't hear
The rhymes that now ring in mine ear
For then the army that Pengy may raise,
When Sareth and Ode do make phrase,
Would turn back 'fore they ever got near!
Michael wrote: Haha nice! You must be trying to take my spot as resident asshole of these forums.

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Post by Haakon » Tue May 03, 2005 7:55 am

And here is a littel rythmic advice from an old friend of Sareth's early years. I wonder if he will know who contributed?


From a good friend who knows Sareth well
and has lived in his limerick hell *
He'll never stop punning
so you'd better start running
to escape from the words he can't spell
Michael wrote: Haha nice! You must be trying to take my spot as resident asshole of these forums.

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