Limericks, and other affronts against nature.

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Limericks, and other affronts against nature.

Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:56 am

Didn't figure a seperate topic needed to be put up for each limerick folk wanted to drop into this library, so feel free to drop them here.
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:57 am

Young Connie, a fine dwarven lass,
When seeking a belt test to pass,
Would frequently slaughter,
Some strong fire water,
And wind up laid out on her glass.
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:00 am

A healer, by name Lorikeet,
Was called on so often to meet,
Every group who had tried,
To venture, but died,
That she oft had to heal her own feet.
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:03 am

Old Ald, when given a blade,
By Naccerus, or so it is said,
Would often complain,
About excessive pain,
And would anyone desire to trade?
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:10 am

Young Sareth, a pun instigator,
Would pun about Tara and Tater,
Till Althea got hot,
At that arogant snot,
When he yelled "Hey, TC, THEA LATER!"
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:12 am

An insufferable fellow named Chum,
Quafed concoctions he made out of rum.
He'd sick Vermine on Micheal,
Just to throw off his cycle,
Then go fishing, that wacky old bum...
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:16 am

And now let us twit our dear Vagile,
Who would get the most feral smile,
When standing on deck,
Of Stinky's old wreck,
As it sank after only a mile...
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Post by HWC Sareth » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:17 am

And with that, I've been banned from the forums! You all have been a wonderful audience! I love you! I'll be here all week! No rocks, just money! Thank you, thank you...
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Post by Mjollnir » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:40 am

Slyph wandered the town in a daze.
Left out of this years fashion craze.
With great satisfaction.
She chose to take action.
And set the town's dye shop ablaze.
A good pun is its own reword

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Post by Mjollnir » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:42 am

An artist called Sor took a break.
And practiced some speaches to make.
One speach grew so long.
That the urge grew too strong.
And his clan pushed him into the lake
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Post by Zinks » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:59 am

Never take hate to a grape by the lake
as the brewer
your mate
may have a problem of late if he gets a notice of hate to the grape

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Post by Odesseus » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:34 am

If Sareth e're crosses your path
Don't wait, just draw, point and blast
For if he gets off a pun
His war has been won
So it's better to shoot first than last.
Be nice or I'll eat you. >:"E

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Post by HWC Sareth » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:36 am

Sniped in my own topic!

Medic!
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Post by Skirwan » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:37 am

A joke thread was started by Sareth,
For humor most folks cannot bear-eth.
Then came Ode's rhyming threat
To greet punning with death;
Yet he's back - I guess Sylvans don't scare-eth.
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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Post by Cinnamon » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:18 am

The beatnick in me is snapping fingers furiously.

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