Limericks, and other affronts against nature.

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Post by Kani » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:23 pm

Narcissistic to feature myself, I know:

There once was a sylvan named Kani,
Who imagined himself as quite brawny;
He tackled a rat,
From whom he begat,
Bruises to his ego and fanny.
The obstacle is the path.

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Post by Skirwan » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:05 pm

I took a long break from the board
(On my deadline wastin' time seemed untowar'd)
But a month now has passed
And I've come back at last
And this thread is all that's moved forw'd

So I'm left here a-wonderin' why
After 36 days have gone by
With all that's been said
(For the board's far from dead)
There's naught else that's worth a reply?

Ah well. See y'all in a month, I guess. Somebody mail me if they implement bloodmages or anything.
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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Post by HWC Sareth » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:01 am

This thread still lives, so it seems.
I scarce had hoped, in my dreams,
That a year since I left,
My words still have their heft,
But I'm here, let me hear all your screams!
The result of the deliberations of all collective bodies must necissarily be a compound, as well of the errors and prejudices as of the good sense and wisdom of the individuals of whom they are composed.
-Alexander Hamilton

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Post by Skirwan » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:40 pm

O torture still worse than the rack!
My whole world seems far out of whack!
But lo, Sareth is here?
My heart feels with cheer!
Man, it's sure great to see that you're back!
“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

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